my good people
Friday, May 29, 2009 12:05 PM
hello! today is officially the first day of summer, which i'm half happy about, half really sad about. ps - blogger makes my picture quality suck
fanimecon 2009....
Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:19 AM
edit -
here used to be a complaint about how i didn't want to really go to fanimecon,
but i had an amazing time at the black & white ball, and i will never forget it.
Califor all of us!
Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:23 PM
so i was just on yahoo, and they always have cool stories, but this time i saw one that was just stupid and horrifying.
apparently, people want to split up california into 4 "distinct states" or whatever. WHAT?!??!
they also want to name some of them "califarmia", "calidormia", "calinormia", and more. HOW STUPID!!!! if they split up california, i am seriously going to cry.
yahoo news doesn't even tell us why we have to split up. they start talking about our economic issues, and then talk about splitting california, so i guess we're just splitting because of money.
i don't really get politics, so i suppose in some way it could be beneficial, but the thought of splitting california into FOUR different states is just depressing. not even joking.
on other news, i have finals next week and so there's no more real school left. it's really depressing, too. jeez, this is a horrible year.
i stole this from someone
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 6:03 PM
Dear Reader,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg with George Bush and Steven Harper and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep the results of that bloodsample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Kali Hoang
Here's how you do it:
Dear (your best friend),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name) then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car eating
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -ashamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
awkward day
Monday, May 18, 2009 6:46 PM
ni hao. today i had an awkward day. allow me to list the awkward things that happened.
- my swimming suit fell? apart. the bottom part of my swimming suit fell off and i couldn't put it back on. fortunately i had short shorts on for swimming but it was extremely awkward to not have a bottom swimming suit and have my shorts flowing in the water without any clothing under it. awkward.
- "that's what she said". i don't even want to explain. awkward.
- daniella purposely spilled water on me. in a way. i was very thirsty, so after school me & daniella went to find some water, but couldn't find any. she told me that i could have just asked her for some water. i said, "well you wouldn't want to share it with me anyways" and she agreed, which confused me because then there was no use for her saying that first statement. she also said that it made her feel "self conscious" which did not make any sense at all. in the end, she still let me have a waterfall, but insisted that she would hold the bottle for me and waterfall for me. i automatically knew she would spill water on me but didn't say anything inside since she always does this to me. she overfilled my mouth and i spit it all over the ground. not only could i have drank less water and saved her water bottle and her dry sandals, but i could have also waterfall-ed much better than her. she always does this to me. :/ i got mad at her. awkward.
- alyssa told daniella this joke in Bible. i got mad at alyssa and when she was about to tell daniella this joke from Bible class. i really got annoyed because it was really awkward, haha. seriously. i thought daniella didn't want to listen to things if the person didn't want her to listen? she still did, anyways. i got mad again. awkward.
- a teacher sat next to me in the library and i couldn't leave. i sat down in the library. an ex-teacher from our school sat 2 spots away from me. she got mad at me before, and i was scared she would remember, so i wanted to leave, but of course i wanted a few minutes because it would be awkward if i left right after she sat down. so i waited. right when i was about to leave, a girl sits down in front of me. again, if i left right when THAT girl came, it would be awkward. so i wait a few minutes until i can leave. then ANOTHER girl comes and sits down. still, i wanted to leave, but i had to wait a few minutes. i hate being polite. awkward.
- out of context? so this girl was helping me find this library book, and after a few minutes of searching and failing, she said, "oh, it's not here... did the librarian say it was in stock?" or something, and i said, "yeah, that's what she said" and i even said it in the same tone of the other meaning for "that's what she said" that people usually use, so it was so awkward, because the girl probably thought i was joking inappropriately, so after that i tried to cover myself up by saying, "oh, that was awkward" and she chuckled, which made it even MORE awkward. AWKWARD.
- the librarian noticed i cut my hair. i asked the librarian to help me find the book, and she looked at me and said, "did you cut your hair? it looks nice" and after that i said, "whoa, that's scary, you noticed?" which was so awkward because 1. the statement i said was really rude 2. i've been in the library so much that the librarian knows what i look like and knows when i cut my hair. 3. she didn't answer me.
very awkward day, my friends.
counting my blessings
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 5:03 PM
hellooooo! my friends
(can you teach me how to breathe again?)
today i had a pretty good day so i'm going to list all the blessings God has given me. (not that if you're having a bad day you shouldn't count your blessings)
- health. i know a lot of people who always get injured in some way or get really sick, or they're allergic to something, but i think i'm pretty healthy. the worst injury i've gotten was probably this cut that i got, and it wasn't even super huge like splitting my leg in half or anything. i do get kind of sick a lot more now, but not that much. the worst illness i've gotten in the whole 14 years (now 15) of my life is when i got a throat infection and fever in january. it took more than a week to heal, but that was because i didn't go to the doctor. once i did, i healed in 2 days. i'm not allergic to anything at all, either.
- education. i don't get amazing grades, like 4.7 GPAs or anything, but that's mainly because i don't try. i always procrastinate - like finishing a huge project in 8th grade that takes around 6 months to finish, but took one night for me - but i always get great grades (alliteration?!) on projects. that huge project? i got 100% + my teacher told me personally he liked it and wanted to keep it. hm, and today! i got an 100% on a history essay (my worst subject) that was supposed to take a month, and i finished it in around a day or so. other people worked on it for a month or so and got lower grades, and i was the total opposite. ;p i have to say, if i did try though, i think i would get better grades.
- guts. i really like how God gave me "spunk?". most people are afraid to "embarass" themselves in public, but i don't really care most of the time. i usually don't get embarassed by the most embarassing things.. (but i do get embarassed by the least embarassing things). why does spell check say i'm spelling embarassing wrong? (oh never mind, 2 r's) of course, there's a down side to this, but i like to see the good side of it.
and yeah, there's more, but that's just a few of the blessings God has given me:) and i am kinda showing off, haha, but then again, GOD has given me these qualities that i love. through each suffering or curse comes each blessing.
these days
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 9:50 PM
hello, you.
there's only around 11 days of school left, not counting the weekends. so stoked (i never use that word but now i am because i secretly think it's so cool) for summer break, but i am defiently going to miss everyone here in the US.
oh, and i also listened to david choi for the first time. everyone was talking about him, and i expected him to be an asian singer singing asian songs, but i listened to his newest music video - i forgot what it's called - and it's pretty good. his voice is great, and no offense, but when i looked at his face, i expected him to have an accent or start bursting out in asian lyrics, but nah, he's pretty good. i like his sound, but his lyrics aren't my type.
yeah. wowow.
yay, there's chapel tomorrow! :)
senior chapel day, hm?
false fortune
Monday, May 11, 2009 3:52 PM
hello.
so today i wore yellow because my fortune cookie told me that if i wore yellow today, it would be me luck, but so far i haven't seen anything lucky yet.
it was an okay day. nothing special. i'm excited for swimming tomorrow though! (: i love it. it makes me happy. i love the school pool. hmmmm & i think i'm cutting my hair today.
anyways, the real reason i blogged was because of this guy:
++ also i wanted to audition for a play badly for school this year, and i found one (the importance of being earnest) BUT it's for next year... grr. and it's really good >:(
i can't try out next year because i'm gonna be pooping gone
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good stuff
Sunday, May 10, 2009 10:08 PM
hi. very busy weekooo. not really. that was the first thing that popped into my mind so i typed it.
i have been very busy though... hm. still figuring out how to import my cats into taiwan. hard.
& i've been checking out a band. still in the process of evaluating whether or not they are good or not. they're called "above the golden state (btw, click on the link... this is a cool music vid by them)". so far, they're pretty good. kind of like chris tomlin but better sound.
and i also talked to a friend i haven't talked to since easter, which doesn't sound like a while ago, but it was. he's a good friend.
ohh i just saw my playlist... i really have to update it.